We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God was surprised, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here.”“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”Satan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: “We’ve got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it.”She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years.But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor.“I’ve got these huge bags under my eyes,” she complains.The surgeon replies: “Those aren’t bags; those are your breasts.”“Ah,” she sighs. “That explains the goatee.”The juryman petitioned the. “Maybe I’d trick you into walking in on me. Maybe I’d date a friend of yours to make you jealous.”“More details!”“What if I put you on my lap and got hard. I’d make sure you feel it. I’d take your panties and make you come find them. Maybe I’d even cum inside the clean ones. Mmm thinking of you walk around my cum rubbing into your pussy.”We watch a few more episodes of whatever, friends, more how it’s made, a reality show. Then we decide to go have lunch, after some shopping, dinner. We come home and decorate a little. That night we made love and I filled her with cum. The next day was similar except we went to see a movie. Life went on like this until my break was over. I guess I didn’t know leaving her alone would cause that much trouble but I was wrong. That night when we settled into bed she gave me a funny look. “I want to try something tonight.”“Oh ya? What’s that.” My heart started to beat fast.She smiled, “remember in the shower last week?”“Another blow job?”“No, the pinky.
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